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Deep, man [08 Mar 2008|03:34pm]
Whose legs were stretched out blocking the way: loveliness but the passing dream of a brain glad they found out that she was enceinte, notwithstanding do something like this:
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[05 Mar 2008|09:35am]
Well, I'm back at uni for another year. I fully expect this to be my last year, which is a bit sad, because I really like uni.

There are some familiar faces about but a lot of the thesis kids from last year are gone, of course. Such is life.

I'm doing a physics project with Andrei. He has a new X-ray source (to be honest, I don't even know its specs yet) and he wants me to set up the automation for the beamline. There are thousands of ways to do industrial automation so half the project will just be comparing and picking a system.

At one end of the scale is a direct I/O interface card or USB dongle. I think this is the way most automation in physics ends up happening. Better (though more complicated) would be some form of control bus. Possibilities include shoe-horning DMX512 into working (though it is unidirectional and has no error correction / checking) or MIDI into service, or going the whole hog and using modbus, profibus or some other industrial control bus.

I had a quick look at ZigBee but going wireless introduces too much trouble for what it's worth.

On the software side, LabView was mentioned, but in the little experience I've had of it I'm not to enthusiastic about using it again. The beamlines at the synchrotron use EPICS and there's a case for using it here to protect users from learning new systems. Open Source and I often don't seem to agree, though, so I'm going to make good and sure it'll work with the hardware before I commit myself to that.

Life has been continuing. We now have a mains-pressure hot water system. That's bliss. It was a bit of a surprise when a plumber showed up to install it, but we weren't arguing.

Miz's birthday was great fun (for the whole three hours or so Jen and I were there.)

I rode to uni on Monday. It's been a while since I've been on the bike, so my bum had lost its bike-seat-shape. It's uphill on the way to uni and downhill on the way home, which is a blessing. It took me about an hour either way, so it's not hugely practical, but it'd certainly get me fit.
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Not Terribly Interesting [15 Feb 2008|09:09pm]
It's too quiet and I miss her.

I bought a 150W inverter for $6. Pretty good, given that they're usually about $100. It needs to be put in a box with a standard socket but that's not a big problem.

I'm exhausted. Bone-weary. Work today involved a lot of heavy lifting. I sweated out 10kg at least.

Man, I need a haircut. And I have to drive to Gellong and back tomorrow.
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Sweeney Todd [13 Feb 2008|08:11pm]
Sweeney Todd was awesome. Jen and I went up to Belgrave to see it.

Johnny Depp was awesome, though I think the role is generally suited to someone with a deeper voice. Helena Bonham Carter was also awesome. Gorgeous outfits, though I'm still not a fan of the excessive use of eye make-up the genre seems to demand. Alan Rickman was mostly awesome, though not particularly lecherous. So was Timothy Spall. Jen mentioned them as "Wormtail and Snape" but I kept thinking of Spall as Simon Graham from The Last Samurai.

Jamie Campbell Bower as Anthony kinda sucked, though.

The music is complicated and strange in places - Sondheim seems to have a fondness for semitone steps where they probably shouldn't be and complex rhythms that don't for repeating patterns. For all of that, though, it was awesome.

They changed the ending a little from the musical, and I actually liked the changes. I loved the scene of Todd threatening the disguised Johanna in his chair. There was a sweet pathos in the idea that he is unknowingly commanding his own daughter not to remember him.

Yeah, I don't actually have much to say about the movie other than that it was enjoyable. 40NAULS.
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Dream Theater [02 Feb 2008|05:27pm]
On Tuesday I met Nic in the city for lunch. We had dumplings. Nic is trying to figure out what to do with himself now that his PhD has stalled due to lack of data.

Later that evening, Jen took me to see Dream Theater.

To begin this review, I should note that I'm not a fan of the musical style known as progressive metal. It's not a style of music I seek out or often listen to. I'm therefore without the context to appreciate the subtleties of the style.

This was pretty obvious as we were standing in line - Everywhere I looked people were wearing black T-shirts and jeans. That was the uniform of these people, and few strayed in any way from this form. I, on the other hand, was wearing a shirt with a collar. (Hey, I'd gone out to a nice lunch and Jen was taking me out, I thought I'd dress up at least a little) Suffice to say I stood out.

Festival Hall was nothing special. With it's 1950s-era construction it has the air of a converted roller-skating rink to it, but what more do you need for a concert like this? (Actually, air conditioning would have been really nice given how muggy it was.) It was about 90% full, which is around 5000 people. Our seats were far back but we had a clear view as we had a walkway in front of us.

The stage and equipment set up was nothing terribly special. I was a little disappointed - I'd wikipedia'd Dream Theater and read that they use "a complex lighting system" but the lighting was quite straight-forward. The had about 20 of the crazy projector lights, three banks of flood lights pointed at the audience and a dozen or so strobe units pointed at the audience.

The floods were sometimes pulsed in time with the music, or lit up for big power chords, and the strobes were used as random flashes at times.

The rest of the lights were sometimes used for spotlighting a soloist and sometimes for basic colour washes, but mostly were just shining random rotating gobos on the audience and ceiling and walls.

The sound system was as expected for a big rock concert. Very loud but clean at reproducing the band. I wore ear plugs and it was still very loud. It didn't matter if people (tried to) talk or mobile phones went off - the extreme volume and style of music (in which any form of rests or dynamic other than fucking loud is considered the domain of pussies) meant that you couldn't hear anything anyway.

Behind the stage was a medium-sized projector screen. Mostly it showed colour patterns, but some of the numbers had animation to go with them, which was fun. It was also sometimes used to show feed from cameras on the keyboard and drums.

Dream Theater are one of the genre-defining bands of prog. metal. Anything witnessed at the absolute top of the game is something to see, even if you're not a particular fan of the music.

Frontman James LaBrie can hold a tune but basically sounds like a 44-year-old white guy. It's a cheeseburger. That said, he was pretty impressive at firing up the audience. The audience seemed reluctant to show any sort of enthusiasm. Showing enthusiasm for anything just isn't in the ethos of the disaffected, white cock rocker. (That's probably a good thing, though - one guy we saw breaking this unspoken rule and dancing looked far, far too much like a certain federal Minister for the Environment.) LaBrie displayed an impressive showmanship in riling up the people and getting a response out of them.

Jordan Ruddess had a keyboard set up on a single, rotating stand. He'd spin the keyboards around to face different parts of the audience, but seemed to favour clockwise over anti-clockwise, because more than once I saw him jerk to a stop as the cabling wrapped itself around the post. He also had a "keytar" which he'd sometimes use to walk to the front of stage and play solos.

Drummer mark Portnoy is apparently the drummer all ickle drummers wish they were. He has won has won 23 awards from the Modern Drummer magazine, which is the oldest drumming magazine in publication. He seems quite accomplished within the field, but to be honest I don't know how much respect the field has compared to other musical fields.

For all that Portnoy's drumkit dominated the stage and consisted of dozens of surfaces to make sound on, I didn't notice the drumming as anything exotic. Technically competent, certainly, but with so much equipment I expected a broader range of sounds.

If I had to describe my reaction to the music in a single word, it would be "same-y". A fan of the genre would undoubtedly be able to pick up much more, but I felt that the set list basically all sounded like metal songs assaulting the ears in the way metal does best. There were extended solos which stood out and the band also played some slow songs which I liked better than the cock rock, but this was only two or three of the songs in the set list.

I really enjoyed myself, so it wasn't as bad as I seem to be making out. Again, while not my thing, the top practitioners of any art are generally worth seeing.

What I think the show lacked was a bit of a sense of humour. Again, wikipedia had me expecting much more on this scale than was delivered. It just seemed like these guys were so serious about their cock rocking that they were not quite enjoying what they were doing. They were performing to achieve some higher goal of rocking that the hardcore fans all seemed to understand but was largely lost on me.

Finally, I felt a little cheated by the "encore". The band said good night and left the stage. The audience stamped and cheered, but wasn't even really shouting for an encore. The house lighting stayed off. After a moment, the keyboard player came out and started the next song. One by one the band members returned to the stage and joined.

The thing was, it was so clearly staged. The audience fully expected there to be an encore, and the band fully expected there to be one. There was no confusion as to what would be played. The songs played weren't rehashes of the songs already played. It was clearly all designed to be part of the show, and I don't think that's what an encore should be about. If the band is done, they should be done. An encore is supposed to be something special, not something written into the set list long before the night has begun.

The band took their bows and the lights came up and the audience left.

I think a progressive metal concert is one thing I can tick off on my list of things I've experienced now and I don't feel any particular need to go again but I did have a lot of fun. 666NAULS.
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A Plague of Boxes [23 Jan 2008|07:21pm]
Moving was, as expected, stressful. Stuff was everywhere. We filled the loungeroom with boxes and worked away at it. We unpacked, sorted, shelved (ran out of shelves and built more) et cetera et cetera.

The place has many faults. For all of these, though it's comfortable and homely. Those neighbours that we've had interaction with are nice folks. It's better insulated than Clayton was. The street is quieter. There's an awesome fish and chips shop just down the road. We're allowed to use nails to hand pictures up because the walls have a number of holes in them already.

At the same time as moving, I started doing some temp labour down at TWA . Mostly I've been taking various chemicals and putting them into packaging for retail. Some of the stuff was pretty nasty - this stuff was the worst. I had cover myself with this goo so that I didn't absorb any of it through my skin. That and it's hot and stuffy in a breathing mask.

But it's work. With all the work and moving I've been exhausted. I'd love a long, hot shower, but that's where we get to what may be the biggest problem with this place: Little or not hot water pressure.

The unit is fitted with a gravity-fed hot water system in the roof. Apparently they're pretty common in the UK but I'd never seen one before. The shower is also raised, reducing the hieght difference between the hot water tank and the shower head. The tank itself has been poorly installed, and they've kinked the pipe a bit which also isn't helping.

You can have a shower - well, I have to kneel if I want to wash anything higher than my shoulders, and all up it's a process to get the water to a bearable temperature - it's just not nearly as pleasant as it should be in this day and age.

I've been looking for a solution. There do exist commercial products that solve this problem but at $380 that's a bit steep.

It's just the shower that hasn't got adequate pressure so I'm also looking at solutions that go post-tap mix (and sit in the bathroom.) I don't need much of a boost. I'm thinking that the drain pump from the bottom of a washing machine might be sufficient.

The place is still a mess of boxes and things to do but right now we both have bedrooms set up and the bathroom, kitchen and lounge can all be used for their usual purposes.

So that's my news.
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The Leg Bone's Connected To The Hip Bone [15 Jan 2008|07:23pm]
We chose the Dandenong North place.

The Clayton unit was slightly nicer (specifically, the bathroom and kitchen were nicer) but a range of things made it less attractive. First, it was $60/week more expensive. There was more noise, even though we inspected it at a quiet time. We couldn't have both cars there, and there were no yards at all. It was one of 16 units and we both (Little Miss and I) felt a little closed in by people.

There was also a subtle level of "hmmm" about the area - every door had a security door on it, and this place had obviously had a break-in attempt. The keys and locks on this place were all the paranoid-type (getting in required two different keys for either door)

So the decision was made, and we're moving to Dandenong North.

I've spent the last two days down at Rosebud almost constantly on the phone. I've done gas, water, electricity, phone and internet. The last two were the hardest, as it took quite a bit of research to figure out what we wanted. There's Optus cable out the front, and that looked like a really good deal on the face of it: $100/month for 20GB, 20Mbps internet, unlimited, free local and national calls. Then I read the fine print and it included such wonderful nuggets like the fact they block ports, prevent you from running servers, count uploads as well as downloads in the 20GB, and if you go over your limit instead of shaping your speed they charge you $150/GB.

I eventually went with a basic Optus phone service and TPG ADSL2+. Then I found out you can't do TPG with Optus, so had to cancel the Optus account and start a Telstra one. The cheapest Telstra account is a $20/month account but one of the terms of service say
HomeLine Budget customers agree not to acquire services from other carriage service providers by dialling their access override code and must not acquire a broadband service from another service provider which is provided using line sharing technology.


Seems more than a little monopolistic & anti-competitive to me, but what else would you expect from Telstra?

TPG's VoIP is missing quite an important feature: a DID number. You can make cheap outgoing calls, but they don't give you (even as an option) a way to get a phone number that people can dial and ring your VoIP phone. If they did you could get "Naked" DSL and drop the phone and line rental altogether.

I thought that this would be okay. The modem provides the VoIP by emulating a phone line connection. You plug a standard phone into the modem and when you dial the modem captures the number and connects you via VoIP over the internet link. Because the modem is connected to the real phone line, I assumed that an incoming call would simply be passed to the emulated phone line so your phone rings as normal. According to the lady at TPG I spoke to, though, this doesn't happen and you need a second phone plugged in before the modem. I've been scribbling circuits for detecting the incoming call and switching the phone over from the emulated line to the real line. (Not that I'd ever connect a non-approved piece of equipment to a phone line! Such a thing would be

I also mis-read some of the data about the exchanges. TPG has ADSL DSLAMs at the Dandenong exchange, but is not quite finished building out the exchange at Dandenong North. So until they finish (next month some time) I'll be on ADSL1. What is this, the stupid ages?

Tomorrow at 2:00 we get the keys to the place and we begin moving all the stuff. Again. I have to remember to put petrol in the lawn mower and take that up, as the lawns are are a bit wild.
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Where Your Heart Is [10 Jan 2008|04:04pm]
Or maybe just where your stuff is.

Well, we have a place in North Dandenong. It's a little more than 10km from the uni - I need to grind riding to level up a bit, I think.

It's a small place for the amount of stuff we have. The kitchen is old, but it's got brick walls and when we walked in at 2:00 today it was cool inside. There's one bedroom and a small room that is called a second bedroom. We've been thinking of what to do about that and the solution is somewhere outside the box. Or maybe beside it.

I think I'm getting the small room and putting my desk in the lounge. We won't have a lounge, as such. The lounge will have the kitchen table (with turtle) down one end and my desk down the other. We may be sans couch - it's still something up in the air.

The relationship with the agents and landlords is a bit of an unknown. The place has been unoccupied for a while, and the Landlord has been (and is) off in the US. Now that it's being leased, he apparently has the impetus to fix the place up. There are a few things that need to be done - the front fence (brick) has cracked and fallen apart in places, the back fence is completely disintegrating, the back door needs its handle and lock mechanism replaced and there's a leak in the roof that needs fixing. There a few things that should be done - the bathroom is as old as the kitchen, the blinds have degraded somewhat. There are things that would increase the value of the property, like replacing the carpet and putting modern window frames in.

I wonder what the possibility of putting a shed up in the back is. I think you can get shed kits...

Aaaand, we've just had another phone call. After we'd paid $200 deposit on the North Dandenong we've got a place in Clayton, too. it's $50 a week more expensive, but it's closer to the uni. We'll inspect it tomorrow, as neither of us has seen the inside.

Finding a place to live has been a exercise in stress that has gone up and down. It was stressful initially, but then I basically got it through my head that there were no options involved. We had a minimum standard of living we wanted, a set maximum distance from the uni and a maximum price, and we just applied for any place that met these requirements. Because there wasn't any thinking involved, there was nothing to stress about. Our time here kept running out but I didn't get any more stressed than I had been because, well, we were doing all we could. I think the primary component of the stress was the choices.

So this news we now have two possible places is, in a way, more unwelcome than anything else.

There's a consolation prize: neither place is with Run Property management. Run dicked us around in a way that was most unpleasant. So much so that I'm really glad neither of these properties are Run properties.
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Air [08 Jan 2008|09:58pm]
Well, a lot has been happening, and I've had little time to write about it.

The lease came up on the place in Clayton, so we packed up and moved out. We boxed, we cleaned, we cleaned some more. It was exhausting. We moved everything to Ken and Brenda's, in Oakleigh. (Ken is my father's brother) Little Miss and I have been house-sitting while they've been on holiday in Europe.

We've also been looking for a place to move to and it's been going rather badly. We've applied over and over and either don't hear back or get rejected. We're at the point where any place we apply to, we offer an extra %10 on the rent, and to pay the first few months upfront. Still nothing. We're looking farther and farther from the uni and our standards right now are "anything with a roof and some walls."

Also, I'm looking for a job. I've handed my resumé out to a few places, like Jaycar and Altronics, but haven't heard anything back at all. A friend was kind enough to get me a couple days at a factory. On the first day I loaded something like 14.4 tonnes of foam filler onto pallets. The rest of it was preparing orders and sorting stock. I've still got one (I really hope) year to go of uni, so any work would basically have to be casual work, and work I can do in the evenings and on the weekends.

Christmas was spent at Terry's (my father's other brother) out the back of Ballarat. Jen came with me. She liked his horse and his dog, which is about the size of a horse.

NYE was at Sefie and Luke's. That was great fun. We watched a few movies, then moved outside to spend the rest of the night chatting (and drinking).

So Ken and Brenda come back on Friday. We have to move our stuff, and ourselves, well, somewhere. We can move some of it in the Mottons' garage for a few days (they're up at the river) and Eleanor thinks she might crash there. I suspect I'll end up down at Rosebud for a few days.

Right now life is all up in the air.
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Theatre, Opera, Sebastian [14 Dec 2007|07:13pm]
Stuff I have seen recently:
42nd Street: (Musical Theatre)
Not good. They stepped on each other's lines, the singing was weak, the dancing was weak and the plot, well, I couldn't tell if it was a satire of theatre or if it was just bad writing.

There were two characters playing writers. The woman had a wonderful voice, and the other was played by Alan Brough, (Of Spicks and Specks fame) which was cool.

11 NAULS

Tales of Hoffman: (Opera)
Not bad. A little hard to follow. It had the same guy that was the lead in Love for Three Oranges.

12 NAULS

Alcina: (Opera)
Alcina was looong. I know things take a long time to say in opera, but Alcina takes the cake. I took Romesh to this one as part of a deal we made. He quite enjoyed his first taste of opera, but if I had the choice, it wouldn't have been an opera I'd take a first timer to. The orchestra was tiny (there was ample room to move in the pit!) but it was well-played and well-sung. The set design felt a little cramped, but was pretty.

12 NAULS

Phantom of the Opera: (Theatre, duh)
This was spectacular.

When the house lights went down, it was announced that the Phantom would be Simon Price. There was a little "aww" of disappointment (as clearly the audience would have liked Anthony Warlow) but I thought Price played the Phantom better than recordings I've heard of Warlow.

Given the show has been running so very long, there were signs of cast a crew just not giving full energy to the production. James spotted a member of the orchestra doing the crossword, and some of the exchanges felt laboured, but I really can't complain. I utterly enjoyed it.

7 NAULS.

Our tortoise is actually a turtle. A male, too, so chalk that up to a lucky guess. Sebastian, as he is now named, is a Victorian long-necked turtle. He's almost entirely aquatic, which explains why he took to the water so well.

We dug out a section of the veggie patch and put black plastic down, then filled it with water. We put up a fence and dug a few hidey-holes. When we put him in, he very quickly (for a turtle) made a circuit of the fences then plunged himself into the water. That's pretty much where he's stayed. I did spot him out of the water once when it was raining heavily.
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Thesis Results, Tortoise [30 Nov 2007|12:39pm]
I can't believe he gave me a distinction for my thesis. I mean, whoa. The thing didn't even work.

I think the real issue was that I can write in a formal tone for engineering documents. It just goes to show you should always listen to your English teacher.

We have a tortoise. We've built him a habitat in the veggie patch. The first thing he did was to go around the edges looking for a means of escape. I'm pretty sure we've got him secured. We dug some chicken wire into the ground and used stakes. He's got a pond with a covered section and a few places to hide.

We don't know if he's a 'he', but I think he gives of a generic masculinity.
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Election Night Party [27 Nov 2007|12:20am]
Well, my Election Night party went off really well. I think.

We spent two days cleaning the place. Some of the dust had sediment lines in it so you could read the seasons. After two days of dust and demestos, I had some form of super hayfever.

Jen came around early on the Saturday and helped on the cleaning quest (and keeping me upright).

I took some drugs, and some more drugs. Then the lady at the pharmacy gave me free samples of some other drug. Well, it was a fun cocktail, but I was reasonably human through the whole ordeal.

We had about 20 people, and it was a diverse group. There were folks from uni, Manifest, old friends and friends of Eleanor. They all seemed to get along really well.

As to the election itself - well, I quite enjoyed this one. It felt that it was actually more about policy than the previous few. Certainly there was no constructed class war like last time.

The similarity of the Rudd and Howard campaigns made the differences between them more interesting. The advertising from the Liberals and Labor during the campaign was astonishingly negative and I'm surprised it didn't backfire on them more. In fact, I'm surprised that there was a rise of disenfranchisement with the two parties and a flow of votes to the minor parties. The Greens vote barely moved, the Democrats continued their slide into oblivion and Family First, who had the great advantage of having actually been heard of this time, didn't make any ground at all.

It amuses me that Tony Abbot has put his hand up to run for leader of the Liberals. Howard's very crafty, very canny career pulled the centre of Australian politics to the right a little, but Tony Abbot would be as Mark Latham was to the left, just without the spectacular, brutal honesty.

My money's on Turnbull. He held Wentworth with a huge campaign against him. (Though I still think his policy of banning incandescents for compact fluorescents was stupid)

It was strange to see Mal Brough (who headed the reasonably popular NT intervention) lose his seat and Kevin Andrew (who wanted to ban Africans from migrating to Australia) retain his. Then there's Phillip Ruddock, who retains Berowra - that's not surprising, he held it by 14%. The surprising thing is the swing against him was only 5.1%. This is the man who was immigration minister during the Tampa incident, who extended mandatory detention of asylum seekers, who spoke out against the US when it pushed to ban torture, used legal tricks to prevent the marriage of people he didn't like, tried to get more extensive bans on books and supported the unlawful imprisonment and torture of David Hicks. Ruddock is a uniquely mean and nasty individual. Why his electorate still shows such support for him is beyond me.

One individual to watch is Stephen Conroy. Labor's biggest election promise has been to spend money on the internet - the single biggest item was their $4.7 thousand million for fibre to the node. In addition, there was 2.5 thousand million for internet in schools, plus 1 thousand million to honour Opel contracts. That's a huge amount of money Conroy is likely to be in charge of. We've had a string of really bad ministers in this portfolio - Richard Alston was once dubbed "the biggest luddite in history" and the only thing Helan Coonan seems to have done has been to cry "oh won't somebody please think of the children?!" and implement greater and greater levels of internet censorship. How Conroy approaches the rather huge mess that is a pseudo-privatised Telsta and the portfolio will be interesting.

Off the bat, it doesn't look good. Currently the censorship regime Australia has is far more draconian than that of any comparable country. It is one of the most restrictive in the western world. It is ISP-level (slowing everyone down and being less effective than PC-based filtering), complaint-based, secret, and without appeal or oversight. It is largely unenforced, and in many ways unenforceable. It is expensive, inconsistent with current (already excessive) censorship of text-based publications, and utterly ineffective. Despite all of these woes, Labor policy describes it as "inadequate" and wishes to "[provide] a mandatory ‘clean feed’ internet service for all homes, schools and public computers that are used by Australian children". It'd all be laughable if it weren't dealing with something so important as our right to freedom of speech and to make our own decisions about what we find objectionable.

The one possible good that has come out of it is that it looks like the Arts portfolio will be held by someone else (Peter Garret). This means it's more likely that Australia will finally get an R rating for games. The lack of an R rating has meant that some of the most popular titles could not be sold in Australia because they were refused classification. Effectively governments consider that games are the sole domain of children, and that such a thing as adult concepts in interactive fiction have no place in Australian society. With the mean age of a gamer somewhere near 33 and more than 85% of gamers over 18, this view is increasingly out of touch with reality.
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Manifest Report, Scotty [22 Nov 2007|04:37pm]
Yeah. Huh. It turns out it's been a while.

My last entry was just before Manifest. I've had a Manifest report half-written for a while, but it's lost all relevancy now. Last year I had separate entries for my comments on the running of the event, my personal experience of the event and the balls-up that was volunteers. This year it's all squished into one entry, and you're getting the crib-notes version rather than the full one.

I shaved off my beard for a Manifest cosplay. This was a team effort- it took me and Jen about an hour, if I remember correctly. I was looking forward to the reactions I'd get at Manifest, but in the end the reactions I got from people at uni were much more entertaining.

The cosplay was Shirō from Fate/Stay Night, for really no reason other than that Jen makes a near-perfect Rin. (Jen's eyes are brown, not green) I commissioned the top through Mon. I've got mixed feelings with how the whole thing turned out - I would have liked a cheaper / lower quality piece, but Mon wanted to uphold a standard of quality. That's her choice, and I think I got a fair deal for my money, but the product wasn't quite what I would have been happiest with. Mon was easy to deal with and responded quickly to emails. On the other hand, my first and most important condition was that the commission was to be kept secret, or a secret as can reasonably be expected. I explained that it was important that people not find out I'd be cosplaying Shirō, because I didn't want people to know about me shaving my beard off until they first saw me. I wasn't happy, then, when I found Mon had listed the cosplay publicly on the Dorset LJ. She took it down within a day of me sending her an email about it. I don't know how long it had been up there for. When I asked her to provide some assurance she'd be more careful with this sort of thing in the future, she declined to do so, saying basically that the way she worked was the way she worked.

In the end I wouldn't go back to Mon if I had something to commission. I don't think there's a dramatic shortage of people who provide this sort of service, and personally I'd go to someone else if only out of a desire to shop around and try different options. If you've got something that you want kept secret until it's revealed (and I don't think it's that strange a request in cosplay commissions) I'd have to recommend going to someone other than Mon. If whatever you want commissioned doesn't need to be high quality (and carry the price associated with that) again, Mon is probably not your best choice. If, on the other hand, you're looking to commission something you want to last and don't need confidentiality, I can at least say that Mon was easy to deal with and I had no complaints with the design of the top.

It's not a terribly positive review, but then I can't say my experience was terribly positive.

The Thursday before Manifest was my birthday. We had dinner down at Rosebud.

On Manifest Friday I was a little worried about finding Nic (who was staying the weekend with me) but he was only four place back in the line. Also right there was Steph. Steph had awesome pants.

The line took about an hour. This is probably the upper limit of how long one should have to stand in the line. I hear the line hit over three hours on Saturday. Poor bastards.

The problems with rego are pretty obvious, and there are a few solutions. I expect that others have argued them out well and truly by now, so I won't go over my ideas in great detail. I will say, however, that I think it's time to drop the personalised badges.

Advantages:
• Badges could be produced much earlier, moving some work work out of crunch time and into an earlier part of the year,
• Non-unique badges may be cheaper than individually printed ones,
• Badges will look better, not requiring design to have to include the name text,
• On the day (OTD) badges could just be handed over - no separate lines for A-K/L-Z or whatever, many stations can work in parallel, no searching for the right badge. Massive line speed-up.
• Badges could be mailed out to pre-regers, removing many of them from the lines entirely. Again, massive line speed up. Lost badges would still need to be dealt with, but this is little different to how lost confirmations were dealt with this year. Mailing them out does, however remove the need to check ID for those badges.

Disadvantages:
• You're required to guess how many badges you need before you even get your pre-reg numbers in, meaning you have to guess more conservatively and order more badges than you need. Manifest still has to order more badges than the need under their current system, but that's only for OTD badges.
• It's easier to scalp non-individual badges. In the end, people have always and will always find ways to game the system. You can do various things to reduce this, but there has to be a point at which Manifest decides it's not worth the return on the effort expended. It's not like Manifest is desperate for the money of the handful of scalped badges.
• Names on badges are used to identify people you've only ever spoken to on the internet. Often attendees will be from interstate or simply have never met, and named badges make it much easier than walking up to random strangers and asking them who they are. This used to be important, but with the high density of mobile phones these days, I don't think it matters any more. Notably, this year and last year suffered from tinsy, unreadable text for the names and it didn't seem to phase people too much.
• People like to keep their badges as a memento of the event. Named badges make them more valuable as keep-sakes.
• Named badges give you an advantage in dealing with security problems. On the other hand, events world-wide deal with security problems all the time without individually tagging attendees.

And a few other things, but I think those are the major advantages and disadvantages.

On the badges, I think they're approaching the ideal. They were really good last year, and better this year. The big upgrade is that they were double-sided this year, meaning you didn't constantly have to flip it over to flash at volunteers et cetera. I've mentioned the tinsy name text - in fact I didn't like much of the text at all. I loved Biccy's art and the black strip with sponsor logos was a classy way of getting them on there.

The Programme Book this year is half A4. It makes it an easier format to carry around and whip out to refer to. I really loved the cover of this year's programme book. Casandra Lovell (heartofglitter) has a clean version up in her DA, but I think it's not the full-sized version. There was a print in the art show room that (I think) had more detail.

Lovell has it up under CC Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0. I really doubt Manifest has given her the rights back to the work. It's natural to assume that an artist can do what they want with their own work, but the conditions of Manifest art competition entry are in stark contrast to reasonable expectations and this has been a long-standing sore point with me. (It's one of the main reasons I left) Artists should be treated like people, not just some resource Manifest can greedily exploit. Manifest requires winning artist to sign over exclusive rights to their work for a period that extends two years past the end of the convention. (With the one exception that an artist "is permitted to display the winning image on their website(s).") Why Manifest would require such comprehensive and exclusive rights to somebody else's work long after the convention is done has never been explained or justified other than that it's to prevent an artist somehow tarnishing Manifest's image.

The problems with IP extend beyond the art competitions, though. There's a clause that was snuck into the Attendees Code of Conduct (which you have to agree to to attend the event) that Manifest put there so they didn't have to bother asking for permission to use people's photos as part of their advertising. Manifest has never (as far as I'm aware) actually used this right, they just take it from all attendees for the hell of it. Even if this were acceptable (and it's not - if you'd like to use someone's photograph, you should damn well ask the photographer) the clause is too broadly worded. It means, for example, that Madman can't use any of the Hare Hare Yuki dance video without the Manifest committee getting together and specifically voting to hand back their rights to the video. Manifest may have done this, or Madman may simply have ignored the bullshit and used the footage anyway.

The problems with IP go on, but it's all been said before and Manifest continues to show no intention to change the way they do things on this scale.

While the programme book is smaller this year, I don't think it's as well-designed. The small format makes it easier to reference, but this is what the Quick Reference Card has been for. The quick reference card is gone this year, leaving only the programme book as reference. I am glad to see the spelling has been fixed (last year were were given a "program book") but I'm not a fan of the text on the cover going in two directions.

The schedule was easier to find quickly this year, being right up the front (not buried away on page 15) It was probably easier to read than last year's for the average person (though I really like last year's) but suffered by having only one column of time (making it difficult to figure out when things were happening in Theatre C on Saturday, for example). A little more care in the time column would have really helped. It's the little details that can throw you. The time in each row, for example, was when that row began, but the number was much closer to the bottom of the row than the top, making it look slightly like the time represented the line between rows.

There are a few mistakes that bespeak thinking like a committee member and not an attendee: Did we really need to know that the Cloak Room will be the Cloak Room for all of Saturday and the Cloak Room for all of Sunday? Why put that there? Why not also put Chocolates and Drinks there if you're going that far? More useful would have been opening and closing times for rego. But Chocolates and Drinks and rego aren't theatres or rooms - the schedule isn't a schedule so much as it is a resource utilisation graph for the committee pretending to be a schedule for attendees.

There appears to be some confusion over theatre and room names. Manifest has generally used it's own names for theatres and rooms in the past couple of years, but this year the Melbourne uni nomenclature is mixed in. For example, the main events theatre is referred to in the schedule and on he map as "Main Events" but the main anime theatre (last year called "Alternative") is referred to as "PLT". For a Melbourne uni student or a veteran of many Manifests, the mixed naming isn't a big problem, but for newbies trying to find "Eco G07" is probably not as helpful as trying to find the "Oztaku Drawing Room"

I haven't got much to say about the scheduling itself. I do notice, though, that this is the first year in a while Manifest has had less than 100 hours of anime running. This year it was down to about 80 hours (from about 120 hours last year) That's a very big drop but is hopefully only a glitch. 80 hours is still a huge amount relative to the other anime conventions, but anime is popular at Manifest. I didn't do any study this year, but in previous years it was usual for almost 50% of the attendees to be sitting in a theatre watching anime at any one time.

Twice missing now from the programme book was a Peppa-chan comic. Kirin (I think) put together some awesome stuff last year (or maybe the year before) that missed the deadline by a day. It was meant to appear in the next programme book. Biccy has been doing Peppa-chan comics for the website this year and I was under the impression that something similar would end up in the programme book.

We'd missed the Friday AMVs, so we walked down to Copland to help with the set-up. Nic and I gaffered some cables down, but a lot of the equipment was already done. (Jen wasn't all that able to help in this regard given the length of her skirt)

Reflecting once again that Manifest has trouble learning from previous years when the co-ordinator changes, the sound board was in an even worse place than last year. Last year I complained that it was down the front of the audience where you could see it and be distracted by it. This year it was right up "on stage".

The reasons this is bad are the same as last year - it's a distraction, it's dangerous to have all the equipment and wiring where people are moving about and it means the sound guy isn't hearing what the audience is hearing. Most of all, though, there's a magic to a stage. You're shouldn't let the audience see the strings.

Again there was no general-purpose micing of the performance area. Dan had a number of fixed mics, but their only purpose seemed to be to sit around and get whacked buy overly-enthusiastic cosplayers. Rocket mics may require a little more thought than radio mics to set up, but this is the use they are deigned for.

Somethign else that bothered me was the positioning of the camera. It's a bad angle. It was a bad angle last year, too. Moving it up a couple of rows (even if that means losing a seat or two in front of it would allow for much better video on screen and streaming to the other theatres.

FRUiTS Fashion was, I think, more enjoyable than either the Saturday or Sunday cosplay. It was also pretty much the only thing happening on Friday. Dani's MCing keeps getting better - she's now quite an acceptable MC, though not a great one yet.

I had figured we'd head out for dinner with whomever was going. (As there's usually a group going and what do I know for places that are good in the city?) but it turns out the group going had booked a restaurant. I must have missed the notice or something. Nic, Jen and I tottered off and had junk food instead.

After a quick dinner of KFC, we wandered back up to the uni. The only thing happening at this point was the karaoke, which is treated pretty casually by all those involved. This may or may not be a good thing - often members of the audience are simply chatting while somebody is singing. How rude you think this is is a matter of taste. I think people should be a little more respectful, but I also suspect they would be if confronted with a performer of outstanding talent.

Saturday began with a pretty casual morning. The three of us got our brains in gear, had some breakfast and puttered off to the uni. It felt quite odd not to be there at before crack of dawn. I think we got there at about 10:30.

The line at this point stretched literally farther than any of us could see. That's a long line. Rego on Friday was an unpleasant experience - I am more than a little glad I didn't have to pick my badge up on Saturday.

Our first stop was the traders' hall which was over in the union building. I was actually surprised how connected to the rest of the con the Grand Buffet Hall was. I remember it coming up in conversations about the venue when I was committee, and thinking that it would be too distant and hidden and that anything held there would be forgotten and impossible to find.

The massively long line actually helped the convention, as it pulled the centre of population toward that side of the Old Arts building. I wouldn't have been surprised if a simple thing like the line curving away from Old Arts (north instead of south) would have changed the dynamic sufficiently that there would have been more complaints.

The traders' hall was a bit crowded, but not so much that I felt it was excessive. If anything I felt that there seemed to be fewer traders than I expected. What I did like was that there was a pretty good range - there were standard anime traders but there were also semi-professional artsy groups. One table seemed to be dedicated to selling nothing but Copic markers and accessories. Another was doing shirts and things while you waited.

Nic opened his wallet to the first trader he passed, (or, well, didn't pass) buying gundam kits. Jen and I left him to it, promising that if we lost him we'd meet him at the karaoke that evening. We then (almost immediately) lost him. Later I realised that the karaoke was far too late an event to use as a meeting, as Jen and I needed to be well on the way to Gelong by then, and Nic was going out to dinner.

Jen and I bumped into Erin and Eleanor outside Eco&Comm, and made our way down to the AMV comp. We'd missed about a quarter of the entries, which was a little sad, because there were some really awesome ones in there. I'm happy with all the results of the competition except for the "Manifest's Choice" category, which I think should have gone to Birdman's "Two, Three, Fall". (Available here) This video and OropherZero's "Z for Zero" were neck-and-neck in the judging and had to go to a tie-break judge. They're both great videos for very different reasons, and so it was difficult to pick a winner in the category but in the end I liked Birdman's video more and was disappointed to see it didn't take the honours. I am mollified, however, by the fact my favourite video (jubjub2's "Game of Hearts") took out Best Drama / Romance in what was also a tight competition.

Mark still doesn't appear to have stuck any of the entries, winners, or even a list up on the website. As a previous webmaster myself I know that it can be more of a chore than you could imagine to get these things done after the event, but maybe someone could light a fire under his arse.


The Iron chef unveiling happened once again with pomp and ceremony that didn't quite get there. It's fun, but I think all the comic timing looks far better on paper than it comes out on the stage. Mark pulled the competitors up on stage - and it was a big group. Eight people all up.

The secret ingredient illustrated Mark's sadistic streak: Chefs had to use 10 seconds worth of the Naruto scanlations. That was cruel, man. The anime provided, though, represented a better selection than last year. Toki wo Kakeru Shōjo and Byōsoku Go Senchimētoru worked really well together. Murder Princess stuck out a bit, but the other two anime gave chefs enough to work with.

Jen and I hung about after the unveiling to help set up for the cospaly. Mark sent us off to set up the cosplay feed clients.

I hadn't paid any attention to how the feed was working last year, but I assume it's the same. Because I hadn't paid any attention to it, it didn't get the praise it deserved. It was way better than the TVs I hacked together in 2004.

The video was picked up from the same camera used for the in-theatre projector (again, on a bad angle) and the audio came from the soundboard. This was streamed out onto the university network. Client theatres picked up the stream with VLC (on the Mac, naturally, as the PCs were all firewalled to buggery).

Wood gave us a bit of trouble to set up - it turned out that the sound wasn't hooked up. Then the ethernet fell out as I was trying to get the sound plugged in.

Thank you to the random guy in the front row who handed over his iPod when I asked the audience for an MP3 player. When I brought the sound up it was clipping and I needed to find out if the clipping was on the feed, or being imposed in the theatre. It turns out that it was just Danni yelling into the microphone. I made fun of the guy's music choice, but it was mostly pro-forma jocularity.

PLT had Claymore still going when we snuck in to bugger with the computer. I had a pleasant chat with the volunteer running the theatre.

The cosplay was a bit of a drag. We stayed for a lot of it, but many didn't - the theatre was full at the beginning, but less than half full when we left. I have a few ideas of what's to be done about cosplay, but they're not formed enough to list.

We practically fluked running into Nic again, as Jen and I had to leave to head off to Geelong.

My Aunt's birthday was bollywood-themed. Mum had given me the idea (and ball) to go as a cricketer. A white sirt and white pants were easy enough to rustle up.

My cousin Teryll has a long and complex, erm complex about being the short. After taking shoes off and standing back to back, it was found to great consternation that Jen is shorter than Teryll. It's difficult to say whether Teryll is happy about this or not.

Jen and I couldn't stay all night. By fluke more than anything, just as we came through Melbourne, Nic had finished his dinner date and was about to get on a train home. We opened the door and he dived in the car as we drove past Flinders street station.

Sunday morning was more rushed than Saturday - I wanted to see Erin's AMV panel.

The panel didn't come together terribly well. Much of the first half was spent trying to get computers going, trying to find computers, trying to hook things up, trying to get the theatre electronics to come alive (nerd tip: some of the lectern controllers include reed switches that switch the system on when you open a panel. Carry a magnet with you for when you can't open and close the thing because you don't have the key.)

I think that the problems were symptomatic of a greater issue with manifest panels - there's basically no organisation. Andrew has done it for a few years, but he doesn't do much other than ensure there's a theatre and post a note asking for panels. I think there's a lot of room for growth in quality and organisation of the panels.

We tried to keep Erin's panel going by asking questions. This worked reasonably well, going to show that you should always have a backup plan. It wasn't a complete loss, but I hope the panel is run again next year.

Next we were utterly lost trying to find the Hare Yuki Dance comp. It wasn't starting when we expected it to, so we went off to North Court, where it apparently might have been. As we wandered around, we met up with Hattie, Jen and Milleh, but missed the dance-off.

Again, cosplay wasn't great. My favourite heckle came on Sunday, though. A cosplayer got up in fantastic rock god get-up. Guitar and everything. I think the character was named "Yowie"or something. She didn't have a skit, so just stood there. Someone from up the back yelled out "Freebird!" I don't think many people got it, but I had a good chuckle.

The AMVs were excellent - as usual, Mark knows his stuff.

For reasons I don't quite understand, I'd been made a judge for the Iron Chef AMV competition. After feeling like an arsehole for having to tell people the judge's row was reserved (then giving up and telling Erin to do it) we settled down for the AMVs. I remembered the first year's Iron Chef AMVs. For 24 hours' effort, they weren't bad.

So when the first AMV was shown, I was very impressed, as it blew away the first year's efforts. I think I gave it a 7 out of 10. This proved to be problematic, because it was one of the weakest videos. For the following videos I had to give things like nine, nine point five, nine point three... I had nowhere to go.

So my judging basically became null and void,as I pretty much gave everybody the same thing. I tried to say insightful things. I don't know if I managed it. Once I gave up, said "I have nothing interesting to say" and passed the mic on.

My favourite was this one, which didn't win. I tried though. He got a 10/10 from me.

I stayed around for the closing ceremony. I think Sian announced 4800 attendees, but I might be mis-remembering the number. That would be consistent with the growth rate, anyway.

The plea for committee was quite impressive. It's a big change in the way MOC pimps itself out - last year Manifest meetings became secret and closed. They've been much more accessible recently. I think the major reason Manifest lost committee members was its growing distance from the clubs, and this plea seeks new members from the community directly. How that works out will be something to see for next year.

Other little things:
There was no theme for Manifest this year, or at least none I could discern. To be fair, Manifest's use of its yearly themes has been pretty week, but I like the idea of a theme for the event.

The committee was apparently placed under Anti-swearing rule. Fuck off. Civility cannot be enforced.

Things running over schedules: very, very easy to fix. When something is going long, you stop it.

I'd support a blanket ban on smoking anywhere near Manifest. Or at least near the lines. I wasn't happy about having to put up with people smoking nearby while I was stuck in the line.

Samurai Pizza Cats Marathon = awesome.

There have been some changes in terms of committee entering competitions, which is good. It looks like this might just be a use of old rules, rather than a conscious decision to ignore Manifest's policy.

The CFA and SES remain an utterly wonderful, and under-appreciated part of the event.

I really didn't like the band. They made walking into Eco&Comm unpleasant. A large part of this was that the lead singer sounded like she was eating the microphone.

I met someone who was the fan trader co-ord. I can't remember her name, but she seemed sweet.

I checked out the fan traders for badges, but was disappointed by the range. I did come away with a range of art stuff, but would have spent more if there were badges.

I thought about going to the AGM - I'd like to hear the treasury report to find out what Manifest's retained earnings are for this year, preferably broken down by major department. More out of curiosity than anything else, but it would probably just make people defensive and shirty.

All up:
An utterly enjoyable weekend, because I got to spend it with Jen. AMVs were the highlight, and cosplay was a little disappointing. A strange but quite dramatic drop in the number of anime hours shown.

All up, I'd driven 480km in the weekend.

On Monday mum, dad, Eleanor and I went up to Ballarat for Scotty's funeral. There's not a lot I have to say about that. The eulogy was good, and this made the funeral much more personal than Cathy's. (Cathy's had been a few weeks earlier at the same place with the same celebrant.)

They call them "silent keys". Granddad's callsign was VK3ARU.
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[13 Sep 2007|08:26am]
Happy Birthday to me!

I've been spending long hours in the lab these past few days, working on my thesis. I assume it's spring out there, but the lab has no windows and is climate-controlled. The hours will only get longer.

I've started using Facebook. It's stuck more than Twitter did. Plus, it strokes my ego.

Tonight Little Miss, Jen and I are heading down to Rosebud for a birthday dinner. Tomorrow is Manifest. Dan never got back to me about the AV stuff, so I assume I'm not transporting anything anywhere. Jen and I will probably get there at about 2:00. The line will be rather long at that point, but such is life.

Nic Bonne is crashing at my place for the weekend. He's coming straight from the airport on Friday, so keep and eye out for him. Saturday night he, Jen and I are driving off to Gelong (my Aunt's 50th: Bollywood-theme, ungh).
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The Australian Ballet Presents: Destiny [03 Sep 2007|04:38am]
Destiny is a wonderful production. One of the best the Australian Ballet has done in a while. Really, if you’ve been thinking about going and seeing one “one of these days”, this is the one.

It consists of two ballets - the first is Les Présages by Leonide Massine. It was first premiered in the 1930s and is set to Tchaikovsky’s Fifth Symphony.

Long time readers will know I adore the work of the Orchestra Victoria and Tchaikovsky. To have the former play the later is a true thrill. Tchaikovsky has a simply stunning understanding of the voice of each instrument and a real passion for the dramatic. Nicolette Fraillon is working fantastically as the conductor for the Orchestra. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I’d go to the ballet even if I were blind, just to experience the wonderful music.

This production of Les Présages is set on a clear stage, with a backdrop, clever lighting and costuming providing colour. The plot is a little abstract -

Les Présages, set to Tchaikovsky’s Fifth Symphony, is about a man’s struggle with his destiny. The first movement, ‘Action’, represents life, with all its desires and temptations. In the second movement, ‘Passion’, love is in conflict with man’s baser passions, but ultimately love prevails. The third movement, ‘Frivolity’, is one of boundless joy in which Destiny, for a short time, is forgotten. In the final movement, ‘War and Peace’, man’s evil has aroused the angry passion of War. The women try to restrain their men, but are themselves seduced by the martial glamour. After facing many dangers, the heroes are victorious, but the triumph they celebrate is over the evil spirit of war they have conquered.


- but at least there is a plot, and it was followed by the dancers. The point of the dance was to express the story, unlike huge swathes of the classical ballets where the dances spend fifteen minutes doing pas de dues just for the sake of it.

Action, Temptation, Passion, Man, Destiny, Frivolity and The Hero are all played by dancers. There’s a chorus too, of course. Action’s costume was particularly good, but I liked them all.

Well, all that is, except Destiny. The first ballet was fantastic except for Destiny’s costume. He was dressed up as some strange, evil green street mime. He was followed by a green spotlight. Eleanor though he was the Grinch until we read the programme again. I though he looked like the Green Goblin from Spiderman. It was entirely WTF.

The ballet was, I think, sort of an archetype for enjoyable ballet. The music was fantastic, the dance brilliant, and the story was abstract but understandable. The backdrop and lighting worked really well.

The second ballet was the premiere of Symphony Fantastique.

This wasn’t as good as the first one but was still very enjoyable. Again, there was a plot, and the dancing expressed it.

The first movement opened to a clear stage. The backdrop was a series of white panels, each about 1.5m wide, and running from the floor well up and out of sight. Projected onto these panels was a stunning blue sky, with clouds lazily floating along. The tiny black gaps between panels made me think of great windows.

Eventually, it was revealed that they could rotate, and dancers would enter and exit. On the reverse of the panels was a surface that completely befuddled me. When the panels were flat, they looked as reflective as the matte white side, but when they were even a few degrees off, the brightness of the reflection dropped. At anything beyond about 10º, they looked like a slightly-glossy black. I have no idea how they worked. The only thing I could think of was a white surface covered with a black honeycomb of tubes.

Through each movement, different things were projected onto the panels. Rain, fire, a giant female head with sexy black hair, a red poppy flower evocatively opening.

They formed a visually stunning canvas.

This report has basically fallen apart on me. I could stretch my brains to write about the music and the dance, but really, I think I should just leave it by re-itterating that it’s a fantastic production, and you should really go see it if you find the opportunity presents itself.




I’ve just come back from Hampton Park where I was lucky enough to see the Manifest AMV comp entries. All 54 of them. There are some really fantastic entries, and some rather poor ones.

It was the end to a long, but utterly satisfying weekend. I took Jen down to Rosebud on Friday, to stay the night. She is utter joy.
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Two Thoughts [26 Aug 2007|04:43pm]
[ music | Marc Cohn - Silver Thunderbird ]

If you were walking down the street (or sauntering, or strutting, or however you like to ambulate) and saw $1 on the ground, would you pick it up and keep it? I would. I think most people would do the same.

If you saw a wad of $100 notes - say $5,000 in total, would you keep it? I wouldn’t - I’d pick it up and drop it by the police or something. I think most people would do the same.

Where is the point at which you go from keeping found money under the auspices of “easy come, easy go” (or simiar) to duing your civic duty and attempting to find the person who lot the money? Would you keep $100? $50? $20?

Obviously the question is a little silly because it depends on context. If there’s a person standing right there who has just taken his wallet out of his pocket looking like he dropped something, you’re less likely to pocket the cash than if you’re in the middle of a forest, miles away from any other trace of civilisation.




A few days ago I was chatting with some guys at uni and one of them said ruefully “Had I known then what I know now...”

It’s a cliché phrase, but it stuck in my head, rattling around. I started think about what I would tell myself if I somehow found myself temporarily back in time ten years.

Obviously it’s a grand oppertunity and one not to be wasted. There’s a lot of blood, sweat and tears in the last ten years that I could save myself from going through. You don’t want to say nothing.

On the other hand, though, our history is the sum of our scars and wisdom comes from experience. Being told something is not the same as learning it. Joyful moments have often been joyful because of the surprise they are. No spoilers for life, thanks.

I figure that Little Me would know this, or understand it soon enough. I’m a big believer in today being more important than yesterday or tomorrow. Really, Little Me would care to know only the bare miminum: Is life happy?

I decided that all I’d have to do would be to think of Jen and smile. Little Me would get the message.
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Board Layout [24 Aug 2007|03:39pm]
Well, I’m still futzing with it, but, tada:

Edit: I give up, I can't figure out how to inline the SVG. Have a link instead:
http://members.iinet.com.au/~nicjones/VGABoardLayout.svg
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iWork 08: Pages and Numbers [21 Aug 2007|09:28pm]
(I didn’t feel like bringing the whole of my old blog across, so we start out in the middle of space)

Well, I’ve had a bit of a play with Pages and Numbers. I’ve decided Apple hates scientists.

Points for branding - “Pages” and “Numbers” are not only more obvious indicators of functionality than “Word” and “Excel”, they (unlike a lot of Apple products) are names that don’t feel like they’ll soon be daggy and dated.

Pages is an awesome word processor.

But it sucks balls when it comes time to include an equation or two. It’s like the concept of having an equation in a document is entirely foreign to the designers of the software. Fist, there’s no built-in equation editor. While there are report templates, there’s no equation paragraph style. There’s no way of managing equation numbering.

LaTeXiT can be used to insert, nice PDF equations, but it’s a bit clumsy because Pages doesn’t use LinkBack, so once the formular is pasted in, you can’t easily edit it.

Numbers is an awesome spreadsheet program.

Okay, it’s not the Apple version of Lotus Improv we’d all hoped for. The page layout nature of it isn’t bad, though. It is a new way of thinking about spreadsheets. I’ve got two big problems with it, though:

First, it’s slow. Like whoa slow. Excel is a bloated, clunky program on the Mac, but Numbers is slower than Excel even when Excel is running through Rosetta. It drags on my PowerBook G4.

Secondly, I have a problem with it’s graphs - 85% of the graphs I do in spreadsheet programs are X-Y Scatters. No matter what the context, my graphs are almost always a visual representation of one thing as a function of another. Numbers does have an X-Y Scatter chart but it suffers the following problems that I haven’t found a solution to: There’s no way to turn off the datapoint labels; there’s no way to join the points with a line (either straight or smothed); there’s no way to add a trendline and the axis have to be linear (there’s no option for logarhythmic graphs).

I’m hoping it sees some updates and improvements, but Apple hasn’t been big on that sort of thing recently. They’ve got a tendancy to 1.0 a product and then move on with their lives.

Vale AppleWorks, neé ClarisWorks - you served for many years with more dignity than could have ever been expected of you.
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